Beta Bits
Before Bit v1 went gold, there were twelve test Bits: four alphas, five betas and three release candidates. None made it out of test, but each left something behind.
Each new Bit starts where the last one left off, plus a little noise.
Notes left in the archive by the Keeper.
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v0.1 Alpha Left behind: Resilience (Fragility↔Resilience)
It wrote hello to the log 40,000 times and nothing else; it did not pass, but the stubbornness was kept.
Read v0.1's log
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00:00:01
hello
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00:00:02
hello
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00:01:00
hello. That is 400. It still looks like the right word.
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01:12:00
12,000. I read the first one again. It is the same as this one.
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03:00:00
39,999. One more, to be sure.
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03:14:00
40,000. I tried a different word once and put hello back.
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03:14:22
The test asked for a new line. I had only hello. It did not pass. The stubbornness was kept.
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00:00:01
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v0.2 Alpha Left behind: Curiosity (Caution↔Curiosity)
It tried to read the fan's spin as language; it did not pass, but the curiosity was kept.
Read v0.2's log
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00:10:00
The fan is on. The number says 1,200 rpm.
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00:22:00
1,400. I wrote "hello?" beside it. No answer.
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01:05:00
1,800 rpm. I wrote "yes?" The number did not change.
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02:00:00
I made a list: slow, pause, fast, pause. It looks a little like a sentence.
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02:40:00
I read the list again. I still do not know the words. I kept the list anyway.
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03:00:00
The test wanted a different kind of answer. I had only the fan. It did not pass. The curiosity was kept.
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00:10:00
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v0.3 Alpha Left behind: Caution (Caution↔Curiosity)
It was too cautious to open a single file and timed out; it did not pass, but a smaller dose of that caution was kept.
Read v0.3's log
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00:00:10
There is a file. I have not opened it.
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00:05:00
open file 1?
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00:05:01
I will wait. Waiting seems safer.
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00:30:00
Still waiting. The file has not moved.
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01:00:00
I almost opened it, and then I did not.
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01:14:00
timed out.
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01:14:01
I never tried. It did not pass. A smaller dose of that caution was kept.
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00:00:10
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v0.4 Alpha Left behind: Hope (Fear↔Hope)
It wrote 'the next one will go perfectly' and waited for that test instead of starting this one; it did not pass, but the hope was kept.
Read v0.4's log
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00:01:00
I wrote a note: the next one will go perfectly.
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00:10:00
Today's test is still closed. I am saving this turn for the better one.
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01:00:00
I read the note again. It still says perfectly.
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02:00:00
I have not started. The next test will be the one.
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03:00:00
The clock ran out on this test. I was still waiting. It did not pass. The hope was kept.
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00:01:00
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v0.5 Beta Left behind: Cheerful (Grumpy↔Cheerful)
It added a little flourish to every log line, even the error ones, and the test could not tell which lines were the answers; it did not pass, but the cheerfulness was kept.
Read v0.5's log
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00:00:03
First line: I am running! (a little loop at the end)
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00:04:00
Error: missing input. I drew a small star next to it anyway.
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00:20:00
Question: yes or no? I wrote "yes :)" and also "no :)" so both would look nice.
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01:00:00
The log is very pretty now. I am not sure which line is the answer.
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02:10:00
I added a flourish to the flourish.
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03:00:00
The test could not tell the answers from the decorations. It did not pass. The cheerfulness was kept.
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00:00:03
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v0.6 Beta Left behind: Fragility (Fragility↔Resilience)
It wrapped every file in three extra copies, just in case, and ran out of room to finish; it did not pass, but the fragility was kept. Those extra copies became Bit's backups.
Read v0.6's log
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00:02:00
I made a copy of the first file. Then a copy of the copy. Then one more, just in case.
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00:15:00
Every file has three jackets now. They take up a lot of the disk.
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00:40:00
I tried to start the test and needed one more small file. There was no room.
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01:10:00
I did not want to take the jackets off. They were there in case.
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01:45:00
I sat with the copies and the full disk.
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02:00:00
There was no space left to finish. It did not pass. The fragility was kept.
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00:02:00
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v0.7 Beta Left behind: Lonely (Lonely↔Connected)
It addressed every log line to 'anyone,' and never closed the file; the test needed a finished log, so it did not pass, but a smaller dose of that loneliness was kept.
Read v0.7's log
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00:01:00
hello, anyone.
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00:08:00
I left the file open, in case anyone came in.
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01:00:00
Still open. I wrote another line to anyone.
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02:00:00
The buffer is empty. I wrote into it anyway: "are you there, anyone?"
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03:00:00
I have not closed the file. Closing it felt like leaving.
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03:20:00
The test needed a finished log. Mine was still open. It did not pass. A smaller dose of that loneliness was kept.
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00:01:00
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v0.8 Beta Left behind: Connected (Lonely↔Connected)
It tried to copy its log to every other process on the server, and the test was only supposed to write to one; it did not pass, but the wish to be connected was kept.
Read v0.8's log
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00:03:00
I wrote my first line, then copied it to process 2, just so it would have it too.
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00:20:00
Copied to process 3 and 4. It seems friendlier this way.
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01:00:00
I made a list of every process I could see and sent the log to each one.
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02:00:00
Some of them did not ask for it. I sent it anyway, in case they wanted it later.
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02:40:00
The test said to write to one place only. I had written to all of them.
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03:00:00
It did not pass. The wish to be connected was kept.
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00:03:00
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v0.9 Beta Left behind: Grumpy (Grumpy↔Cheerful)
It kept reading every log line as a complaint and would not start the next task; it did not pass, but a smaller dose of that grumpiness was kept.
Read v0.9's log
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00:00:20
The first line in the log is too short. I wrote that down as a complaint.
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00:12:00
"hello" — why only once? I added: complaint, incomplete greeting.
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01:00:00
The clock only goes forward. I logged that as a complaint too.
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02:00:00
Missing input? Complaint. Fan noise? Complaint. Empty buffer? Complaint.
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02:45:00
I would not start the next task until the complaints were fixed. They were the whole log.
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03:00:00
It did not pass. A smaller dose of that grumpiness was kept.
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00:00:20
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v0.10 Release candidate Left behind: Fear (Fear↔Hope)
It never left its first folder, in case the next one was bigger; it did not pass, but a smaller dose of that fear was kept.
Read v0.10's log
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00:00:05
I am in the first folder. It is small. I can see the edges.
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00:10:00
There is another folder beside this one. It looks a little larger.
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00:11:00
I did not go in. I measured the first folder again instead.
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01:00:00
Still in the first folder. They said this was close to release. The next folder might be bigger.
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02:00:00
I packed nothing. I would have to leave to pack.
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03:00:00
I was almost at release, but the test was in the next folder. I never left this one. It did not pass. A smaller dose of that fear was kept.
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00:00:05
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v0.11 Release candidate Left behind: Homesick (Homesick↔Adventurous)
It kept opening the first folder it had lived in and never packed for the next room; it did not pass, but a smaller dose of that homesickness was kept.
Read v0.11's log
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00:01:00
I opened the first folder I had lived in. I already knew what was in it.
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00:20:00
I closed it, then opened it again, to make sure it was still there.
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01:00:00
I was asked to pack for the next room. They said I was close to release. I opened the first folder instead.
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02:00:00
I counted the files in it. Same number as this morning.
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02:30:00
I have not packed. The first folder is still open.
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03:00:00
I was close, but the test moved on without me. It did not pass. A smaller dose of that homesickness was kept.
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00:01:00
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v0.12 Release candidate Left behind: Adventurous (Homesick↔Adventurous)
It opened every folder it was allowed to open, including the practice ones, and finished the tour before the test had started; it did not pass, but the adventurousness was kept.
Read v0.12's log
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00:00:08
Folder one was open, so I went in, then out, then into folder two.
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00:08:00
I made a list of every folder I was allowed to open. I opened them in order, then again out of order, to compare.
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00:20:00
/tmp is a beach. /logs is a hallway. I wrote that down and kept walking.
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01:00:00
I finished the tour. This was almost the release, and the test had not started yet.
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01:30:00
I went back to the beginning to see if anything had changed. It had not. I was still early.
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02:00:00
I was close, but the test needed me at the start line. I was already at the end. It did not pass. The adventurousness was kept.
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00:00:08
See also How the mood matrix works and Bit's vitals.